Susan Godly – Miss Makeover's Monicker

By on March 12, 2010

My name is Susan Godly and I’m a sex, drug and alcohol addict. The only thing I’m ashamed of is being called Susan, and there was nothing much I could have done about it. I blame the parents. My name is almost ‘Sue’s Ungodly’, sounds the same anyway, and that prophecy came true when I was a teenage Satanist. Of which, more later.

Miss Makeover Susan is the name C.S Lewis chose for the older sister who is supposedly too grown up by the end of The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe. She likes make up and, you might want to sit down and have some smelling salts handy, nylon stockings. Yes, sheathed female legs, otherwise known as the sign of the beast. Anyway, Miss Makeover seems better than Susan to me. And it would make my mother cry. Like most things worth doing.

Miss Makeover is an upmarket therapist working with men who would rather be women (as long as their wives don’t find out), behaviour modification specialist, fashionista and scene fetishist.
Suki Greene as told to

Illustration by Ruth Ramsden who can be contacted on
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