Kinky Hastings St Leonards' Munch by Mark Ramsden

By on August 28, 2010

If you hasten down to Hastings you’ll find a brilliant munch at the Marina Fountain pub seaside St Leonards, (Hastings folk welcome too…come on and lower the tone…or try to be as posh as what we are.).

Rubberists abound. although dressed decorously, funky and fetishy but not obscene as this is this a straight pub. Probably not done to turn up in a full enclosure Ectomorph outfit that would wow them at Torture Garden.

Bill Shipton, the Splosh luminary will explain dressing up and messing up. There is no shortage of beautiful Dommes, switches and subs and none of those BORING London status games, (Harridans with Top’s disease etc), just friendly Kittycats, well stacked Goddesses and groovy guys. The subs aren’t pushy (in itself miraculous…). All human life is here. Refined conversation, and a right old larf too, much debauchery and decadence, and the best Virgin Mary and sparkling water I have ever had. Come and sample the chilled atmosphere and intelligent conversation.

There was even some very discrete trampling, some rope tying and Mystic Mark, the shaven headed soothsayer was dishing out kinky Tarot readings to all and sundry, I asked organizer Shibari_Cognoscenti (Informed Consent) for his thoughts.

“Glad you enjoyed it. I feel I should point out though, that trampling was this months theme. I would hate to lure a crowd of tramplees (Is that a word?) to the next munch under false pretences.” Quite. We wouldn’t want a stampede. Shibari_Cognoscenti has a dungeon for hire thecroppery.co.uk and promotes the Club with No Name. Behaviour was very discrete throughout, lovely to see sophisticated grown ups who know how not to frighten the other pub patrons at munches. Still, this probably bears repeating. It’s a pub. Not a night club. Anyway. Everything just flowed. I’ve attended more munches than I’d care to remember, this was the coolest.

There’s plenty of space in a beautiful seaside pub. What more could you possibly want?
Second wednesday of every month Marina Fountain pub seaside St Leonards

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Illustration by Max Schindler

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