Dungeon for Hire in the Irish Countryside
By Rollerblade on December 17, 2009
The Threshing Floor is a brand, spanking new dungeon for hire in the deep rural south west of Ireland. Easily accessed from Cork airport, which has half a dozen flights a day from London and more from all over Britain and Europe, it’s just over an hour’s drive through magnificent scenery into a world where the stresses and strains of modern life just melt away.
Set in secluded, private woodland, which enables al fresco frolicking if the mood takes you, it has superb views of unspoilt countryside and the distant Atlantic.
Accommodation is luxurious, with two double rooms with en suite whirlpool baths, a sleeping loft for two more, and a generous sofa bed for a further couple, before you have to start using the large sofa for emergencies! And
you can feel environmentally smug too: all power and heat is provided from wind, solar and renewable wood fuel sources!
But lurking under this sybaritic country retreat is a very atmospheric dungeon. Generously proportioned, measuring 10m by 3m, it has a medieval-meets-post industrial feel. The floors are real flagstones and there is a magnificent fireplace (bring your own branding irons.)
All equipment was custom made on site and includes a suspension frame, vertical sensory deprivation cage, horizontal cage, and a stockade wall with whipping post and numerous attachment points. There is a very ingenious and impressive looking rack and a large wet area equipped for suspended colonics and other water sports. Medical and other supplies are available on demand.
The accommodation is self-catering but banquets and feasts can be arranged with prior discussion.
Prices start at E300 for a single weekday night, E600 for a full weekend and are negotiable for longer periods. Charges are not dependent on numbers of participants so you can bring your friends and party the night away.
So take a break! Flights are very reasonable if you book in advance, with special offers down to one cent (er, plus tax!) Get away from it all, breath deeply of fresh air by day and indulge your wildest fantasies in perfect seclusion by night. Go to www.threshingfloor.biz for further information