Bondage Abroad! How to Get Through Customs

By on October 15, 2013

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When you take a holiday, it’s normally to get away from the stresses of everyday life. It’s never the fun of everyday life you want to leave behind. So we must learn how to partake in our favourite BDSM activities abroad.

Now, airport security is about the only obstacle stopping us from transporting our fold away dungeons oversee.  So we must find non sexual reasons for carrying our freaky luggage in case we’re stopped at customs. Here are some ways to explain your bondage baggage:

Rubber Hood – “My hair and humidity. It’s just a no no.”customs pic

Cuffs – “Helps with my arthritis”

Body Restraint – “Funny story…” (Add a funny story)

Collar – “Makes us feel our pets are with us”

Whip – “That’s my mosquito swatter.”

Nipple Clamps – “Woops, how did my key ring get in there?”

Head Restraint with Gag – “My dental guard, more for my jaw really. I have general face issues.”

Strap On – “Funny Story…” (Good luck with that one)

Inflatable Bondage Chair – “Oh my lilo! Thought I’d forgotten that. Thank goodness.”

dildo suitcaseOf course if you’re flying somewhere where some of these items are listed as offensive, or simply criminal, you will have to tone down the bondage play. But, you don’t have to stop it. Take rope with you, say it’s for safety, or whatever scouts use rope for. Use it as a substitute for cuffs and body restraints. A Leather belt can work as whip and head restraint/gag. Clothes pegs can double as nipple clamps. Maybe not the visual you want, but gets the job done. Also clothes pegs are surprisingly useful on holiday anyway. There really aren’t many suggestions for strap on’s/dildos. Maybe just have sex. If you’re a lesbian couple, I’m sure there will be some local seasonal vegetables somewhere you can get your hands on. Clean first ladies.

However you overcome travel obstacles, don’t let them get in the way of your fetish fantasies. Get creative, tie each other up.

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