Have you got sexual secrets that you keep very close to your chest? Does anything slightly odd turn you on to the max? Have you ever wondered what some people are really into in the bedroom? Well, wonder no more, ‘cos here are some examples of sexual fetishes that you’ve probably never heard of…

Fornifillia

This is a form of bondage where the human enjoy being used as a piece of furniture. So, you could be a table, a chair…even a fountain. Hey, it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than John Lewis.

Formicophilia

This is gaining sexual pleasure from insects crawling all over the body, mainly on the genitals. How creepy (crawlies)

Gerontophilia

Yep, Gerontophilia literally means having a sexual preference towards old people. Well, Grannie does know best.

Plushophilia

This fetish is being sexually attracted to stuffed animals or people dressed in animal costumes. Brings a whole new meaning to ‘get stuffed,’ doesn’t it?  

Avisodomy

They say “don’t count your chickens.” But seriously, in this case count them religiously as Avisodomy is a fetish all about making love to a bird. (The animal type, not the derogatory term for women. Obviously) 

Hierophilia

This fetish is particularly bizarre as it’s about people wanting to have sex with religious statues, monuments or figurines. I know people say they’ve been touched by the Holy Spirit but wow, this takes it to a whole new, kinky level.

 Menophilia    

A person with Menophilia gets sexually excited at the sight, smell or taste of a menstruating woman. How bloody bizarre…

Emetophilia

This is when someone is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. When Emetophilia is put into practice, the person will vomit, usually on their partner. Oh, I guess food poisoning does have its plus point.

Eproctophilia

The sexual attraction to human flatulence, mainly heterosexual males attracted to female flatulence. Erm, girl..power?